Mari Runnymede Bloor West Village Sexual Massage ❤️

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Ay, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage, right? Like, what’s the deal with that? You got these hands, rubbin’ ya down, but it ain’t just some regular backrub, nah, it’s got that *extra* kick, ya know? I’m an operator, see, I move things, make shit happen, but this? This is a whole otha level of movin’!

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Honestly, she gives the best legit massages I have ever had. No Unicorn but definitely a place to remember and try when you want to.

Man, I remember my first stroll down Ossington Ave (yep, I know it’s a bit off but close enough) and how the vibrant murals and quirky cafes just slapped me in the face with pure awesomeness. Some days, bein’ a dating app developer here, I’m buzzin’ with stories from the locals — secret guitar sessions in jam-packed bars, or those sneaky spots where love sparks like fireworks on a summer night.

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