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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ and tuggin’, yeah? Been around forever, like ancient Rome levels of freaky. Rich dudes back then had slaves oil ‘em up, probably lied about it being “therapeutic.” Ha! Same crap today—some chick in a dim room, candles flickering, whispering, “Just relax, bro.” Relax my ass, I’m over here wondering if she’s judging my hairy back. Pro tip: those “happy ending” rumors? Mostly bullshit, but everybody lies, so who knows?

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I’m not even kidding – every hole and cranny in Rosedale-Moore-Park (ca) has a vibe, man. Even a little graffiti tag on Brickby Rd becomes a masterpiece when you're in chill mode. Sometimes I get sooo mad at the rain when it messes up my yoga session at Zen Garden Plaza. But then I see the rainbow, and it's all "Blah blah, it’s all part of the beautiful mess!" as Béla Tarr might say in a moody whisper, ya know?

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