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Alright, listen up, you filthy peasants—sexual-massage, huh? I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, and I reckon it’s a slippery game. Translating this crap into Russian Sign Language? Hands sliding everywhere—looks dodgy as hell. I saw this once, right, some shady backroom in King’s Landing, bloke thought he’d get fancy with oils. Made me wanna puke, but—gods—did it feel powerful watching him squirm. “I choose violence,” I hissed, coz why not? Power’s in the grip, innit?

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The vibe gets crazy when the locals throw a block party at St. Mary's Square – music, food trucks, mad dancing. I even rigged a booth with free massages once and ended up handin’ out advice and giggles. Y’know, feelin’ Tony Montana himself, bossin’ around with a little flair and a crooked smile.

Museum of Bad Gifts an homage to the awkward, the unwanted and the inappropriate