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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Prostitutes? Pfft, they’re like woodworkin’ tools—useful, but messy. Watched “Far From Heaven” last night, that fancy Todd Haynes flick from 2002. My favorite, ‘cause it’s all repressed and miserable—just my style. Cathy Whitaker in that movie, all prim and proper, says, “I’m so happy to see you,” but her eyes scream she’s dyin’ inside. Reminds me of a hooker I met once, downtown, call her Ruby. Wore a red dress tighter than a bear trap, smelled like cheap gin and regret.

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Neighborhoods, oh lawd, the neighborhoods! Westside Vista has rad murals, and I once bumped into an old friend there – man, we laughed ‘till our bellies hurt. And you gotta peep Riverbend Square – the vibe is outta this world! A lot of local history lurks ‘round them corners, y’know.

Rocky Mountain House to explore historic site collaboration