Ashley Rocky Mountain House Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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The vibe? It’s chaos, like Riley’s emotions crashin’ in *Inside Out*. One sec, it’s all “Laughter’s takin’ the wheel!” with some drunk bloke tellin’ bad jokes to a gal in fishnets. Next, it’s “Fear’s got the controls!” when the coppers raid the joint. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a pint—hypothetical pint, mind ya—thinkin’, “This is bonkers!” The girls, tho, some of ‘em got sass that’d make Gandalf blush. One time, I heard this tale—prolly bullshit, but who cares?—some lass in Amsterdam’s red-light district tricked a punter into payin’ double by singin’ opera at him ‘til he caved. Genius! Made me laugh my arse off!

Historic Boho Brothel • Lake Retreat • Fast Wifi

Stannis stumbling out of the brothel delirious, traumatized, half mad from incomprehensible visions and temptations (he was more scared then Dany was).

I swear, every corner’s magic. I got this tiny lil’ bookstore on Oak, hmm, bookish and humble. Sometimes I break into song on my walk, my boots tappin’ a little ditty – not too shabby, sugar!

Severe thunderstorm warning issued for Rocky Mountain House and area