Ruby Rockcliffe Smythe Brothel ❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a sailor, huh? Been ‘round the world, seen some sh*t. Brothels? Man, they’re like ports for the soul—dirty, loud, alive. So, lemme tell ya, Larry King style, slow and pokin’. What’s a brothel to me? Ever been to one? Smells like sweat, cheap perfume, regret. Kinda like the sea, but with more moanin’. You walk in, it’s dim, smoky—girls loungin’, eyes sharp as knives. “What’s your poison, sailor?” they’d say, smirkin’. I’m thinkin’, *poison? Lady, I’m already drownin’.*

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I gotta tell ya, my spa is on Maple Lane, a hidden gem, tucked away behind an old brick building with ivy crawlin’ up, almost magical, like “We know what we know.” I had my fair share of odd clients – sometimes they come in with the weight of the world. But relaxin’ in our serene space, they found a piece of truth, a slice of joy, we swears!

Inside this fully renovated $1-million Rockcliffe-Smythe home with ‘no expense spared’