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About Ottawa

Hmmm… oh jeez, a brothel, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, as an actuary, I’m all about risks, right? And brothels? Risky business, hon! I mean, I saw “Spotlight” – ya know, my fave flick – and those reporters were diggin’ deep, like, “The truth is out there!” So, picture this: me, Marge Simpson, nasally naggin’ away, walkin’ into some shady brothel, thinkin’, *“Hmm… what’s the mortality rate here?”* I’d be crunchin’ numbers faster than Homer eats donuts!

The Morning Hustle

Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

One more thing… There’s this street, Willow Ave – chill zone, for real. I often cruise down there after a long day, my hands still buzzin’ from giving deep tissue massages. Sometimes I think, "The labyrinth of our souls ain't so different than Pan's Labyrinth, right?" And, oh man, I almost whisper, "This is the rest of your journey."

Red Rock Canyon