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I got mad once, tho – some schmuck said it’s just “fancy back rubs”. Nah, doc, it’s art! Takes skill, feelin’, like settin’ a stove flame just right. Too hot, ya burn; too cold, ya freeze. Gotta find that sweet spot. Surprised me too, first time I tried it – whoa, muscles I didn’t know I had! Felt like, “I don’t know how to deal with this,” straight outta the movie, ya feel me?

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I get riled up sometimes when the local council moves things too fast – newer high-rises blockin’ the light on my favorite street, Hendricks Blvd. How’s a guy supposed to feel serene then? But I roll with it, ya know – “Come back to me, WALL-E,” I joke to myself like a madman, tryin' to lighten the mood.

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