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Favorite part? When they knead ya back—oh, baby! Feels like a Scooby Snack for my soul. But once, dude went too hard—ouch! I was pissed, like, “Ease up, pal!” Thought of Bigelow’s “This is what defeat tastes like”—total mood killer. Happy endings? Pfft, overrated—gimme real skill. Oh, and Thai sexual-massage? They twist ya like pretzels! Surprised me, had me yelpin’—ruh-roh!

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Man, the neighborhoods here got their own flair! The West End’s all artsy and relaxed. I once met this quirky lady at a coffee shop on Maple Rd., and she told me, “We’re gonna be friends, right?” I was like: “Hell yeah, let’s do this!” And then something totally unexpected happened, like in a crazy Tarantino script.

Public safety report includes Portage's aims for zero impaired drivers as safety hours expand