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Me? I’d be rubbish at it—too short to reach the table! Hah! Imagine me, gruntin’, “I’m tryin’ to knead yer arse!” Got me laughin’—spilled me drink. But serious, it pisses me off when folk pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Bollocks! Own it, ya randy git—it’s a grope with extra steps. Still, I’m happy for the brave souls who dive in. Takes guts to lie there, bare as a babe, hopin’ it’s not awkward.

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Man, the neighborhoods here got their own flair! The West End’s all artsy and relaxed. I once met this quirky lady at a coffee shop on Maple Rd., and she told me, “We’re gonna be friends, right?” I was like: “Hell yeah, let’s do this!” And then something totally unexpected happened, like in a crazy Tarantino script.

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