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So, escort—small, scrappy, kinda like me dodgin’ Elmer Fudd! Born in ‘68, Ford’s lil Euro baby, zipped around corners like nobody’s bizness. Ain’t no muscle car, but damn, it had guts! Fun fact: they raced ‘em in rallies—mud flyin’, tires screamin’, pure chaos! Makes me wanna holler, “Woo-hoo, doc, that’s livin’!” Got me happy as a carrot in a stew. But—ugh—some dope scrapped ‘em for junk. Pisses me off! Perfect lil buggy, trashed like yesterday’s news.

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The local landmarks rock hard – check out the Grand Union Bridge on Riverside Dr. It’s super old and creaky but so cool. I always wonder if it’s straight outta "Inglourious Basterds." And the library on Government Ave.? Pure gold for nerds like me, full of secrets, drama, and stories that twist like a Tarantino plot!

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