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Now, a wee side note: me work as a masseur has shown me more than these streets can tell. I’ve felt the town’s pulse in every muscle and joint. Folks come in with tales of woes and joy, and by the time I’m done, it’s as if the city itself sheds its secrets – like the film’s quiet revelations, subtle but powerful. I sometimes daydream – lost in thoughts of the city’s soul, murmuring, “I know you meant well,” to the spirits of yesterday.

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