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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage—it’s old, like ancient old. Back in China, 2700 BC, they were doin’ this stuff, callin’ it “tantric touch”—little known fact! Emperors got it, peasants snuck it, and it was all about energy, not just gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, honestly—I thought it was some modern spa gimmick. Nope! It’s got history, grit, like Monty facin’ his fate. You’re lyin’ there, somebdy’s kneadin’ your soul, and you’re thinkin’, “This is how it ends, huh? Not bad.”

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Our hottest Port Colborne escorts are trained and skilled in the art of sensuous massages like: tantric massage, body to body massage, nuru massage and other.

Now, can we talk ‘bout the rattlin’ charm of Port-Colborne’s small-town humor? Folks here speak real smooth, with a Southern drawl that’d make Dr. Phil proud: “How’s that workin’ for ya?” They mix sarcasm, giggles, and raw honesty. I sometimes catch myself shoutin’ fun phrases from “The Grand Budapest Hotel” like, “I must say, it’s absolutely marvelous!” in a tone that makes me feel both insane and totally alive.

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