Freya Port Alberni Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage—little known fact—it’s ancient, like Egypt-old. Pharaohs got it, usin’ oils smellin’ like lotus and lust—crazy, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ folks back then knew how to chill. But here’s what pisses me off: today, it’s all bougie spas chargin’ $300 a pop! For what? A 20-minute tease? Gimme a break! The 1% turned somethin’ pure into a cash cow—typical! I say, bring it back to the people—affordable, gritty, real-deal rubs. None of this sanitized crap.

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Located in beautiful Port Alberni, Inner Stillness Holistic Studio offers a wide range of wellness and day spa services including hot stone relaxation massage, registered shiatsu therapy, reiki, .

I must admit, not every day is, like, sunshine and rainbows, for real. Sometimes I get so mad at the traffic on Riverside Road (ugh, seriously, like, why so many cars?) and it makes me wanna scream “La vita è bella, but, like, hello, chill!” But then, like, one look at the ocean breeze and all is forgiven.

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