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What gets me raging? The pricks who reckon it’s all seedy. Some of it is, fair dos, but there’s art to it, innit? Takes skill to knead a bloke without snapping him! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect to feel like a new man after. “Truth is a bitter pill,” Oldboy says, and yeah, truth is, I’d go again. Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture this: me, starkers, oil dripping, giggling like a twat cos it tickles—pure madness! You lot missing out, stuck with your Netflix and chill—pathetic! Sexual-massage, mate, it’s the dogs bollocks—try it, you muppet!

Additional sex assault charges laid against Calgary massage therapist

A Calgary massage therapist, charged with sexually assaulting a client in January, is facing additional charges, police said Monday.

And oh man, the local park, Findlay Park, is my secret haven. Chill spot for deep thinkin’ and catchin’ up with breath of fresh air and lil’ bursts of crazy inspiration. The neighbourhood’s quirks? Pure gold. Little cafes pop up on Eglinton and Greenfield Ave—they're hidden gems, kinda like a screenshot from a forgotten masterpiece film, mysterious but underexplored.

Sale of the Week: the $985,000 Parkwoods-Donalda home that shows semis can be (relative) bargains