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So, sexual-massage—old as dirt, swear it! Back in Tsar days, secret bathhouses—banya vibes—rich bois got oiled up, ladies wit magic hands, slippin’ and slidin’. Little factoid: 17th century, some monk wrote it’s “devil’s touch”—ha! Church mad as hell, but peasants still sneakin’ it. Me? I’m happy—dis sh*t’s art, not sin! Hands glide, tension melts—boom, you’re jelly, comrade! Ever tried it? First time, I’m like, “Lightbulb! Why I no do dis sooner?” Felt like Benigno in movie, carin’ for Alicia—gentle, but intense, ya?

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Then there's the river that runs through town—Clearbrook River. I often sit by it after a long massage, thinkin’ about life. It burbles like the murmur of city secrets. Seriously, that sound makes me feel, like, all at once mad and happy. And oh, Happy Birthday, Mr. President! It’s like each day here is a mini celebration.

First historical signs installed in downtown Swartz Creek