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Sometimes I’m like, “Damn, should I invest in this?” Stockbroker brain kickin’ in – erotic-massage parlors rakin’ in cash, quiet-like. Underrated hustle! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout stiff suits missin’ out, too scared to try. *Raised eyebrow* – “Know your role, jabroni!” Me? I’m all in – relaxes me, pumps me up, keeps The Rock rockin’. Next time, I’m bringin’ that *Mulholland Drive* DVD, settin’ the mood – “Silencio,” baby, let’s get massaged!

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I gotta throw in some cool lesser-known spots too – like that off-beat little diner on Birch Street where the coffee is strong as Hulkamania himself. And oh, don’t even get me started on the annual street fests downtown – the energy there? Insane! It’s as if the city’s spirit roars out every shout, every laughter, every tear. Sometimes reality feels like an unedited scene from a movie – raw, unfiltered, and a bit over the top… in a good way, dude!

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