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So, prostitute – it’s a guitar, ya get me? Not, like, a person or whatever, nah, I mean the Fender Prostitute! Wait, no, Stratocaster – dang it, typos! I’m all thumbs today, haha! Anyway, it’s this sweet axe from the ‘60s. Saw one in a shop once, all shiny and curvy, like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Nope, but this guitar sure is! Made me happy as a clam at high tide. The dude sellin’ it said some hippie painted it with flowers – far out, right? Little known fact: Jimi Hendrix almost bought one, but nah, he stuck with his usual. Bummer!

Ontario Court of Appeal greenlights brothels, sweeps aside many of Canada's anti-prostitution laws

Young Canadian girls are being beaten, branded, bought and sold in hotels and motels, and along highways across the GTA and Ontario. The victims are as young as 12, tricked into the sex .

Oh man, Oakville is like this wild maze of quirks and charms, ya know? So, lemme tell ya… I'm a dating site developer in Oakville, and lemme just say – WHAT A RIDE! Anyway, if you're visiting, watch out for Lakeshore Road – it's super pretty, pretty good, like those moments in "Stories We Tell" when you think, "oh crap, this is life." Seriously.

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