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Here’s the real scoop—ya gotta find the right spot. Some places, all legit, tantric vibes, slow and steamy—others? Sketchy as a heel turn in the third act! Pro tip: if they’re whisperin’ ‘bout “happy endings” too quick, run, brother—it’s a trap! Oh, and the oils? They’re key—lavender’s chill, but peppermint? Wakes ya up like a splash of water in the squared circle! Funny thing—my buddy tried it, slipped off the table, buck-naked, crashed into a lamp! Laughed so hard I popped a rib!

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Our practitioners are passionate about hormone balancing, menstrual health, fertility, prenatal and postpartum care, menopause, stress management, and nervous system regulation. The clinic .

Man, the parks here are wild – Crown Park’s a spot where tree limbs whisper mischief, and you might catch my rants on how nature gives its own deep-tissue massage to your soul. I sometimes get mad at the city’s tiny potholes (ugh, seriously, who designs these?) but then I wander through Ogden Park near Glebe Avenue and all the grumpiness just melts away. And oh, the waves crashing at the Oak Bay Beach! – they remind me of a wild chorus from “Moulin Rouge!” – "Am I not a woman? Am I not a woman?!" or, errr, more like, "I live to please, my friend."

'Coachella for dogs' coming to Oak Bay this summer