Anna Notre Dame De L'ile Perrot Whore ❤️

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Oi, my friend, I’m bartender, yes? Very nice! So, I tell you bout whore – crazy stuff, eh? Whore, she come to my bar, big hair, lipstick red like blood, wery sexy! I think, “Waaaw, this lady, she wild!” Remind me of “The Act of Killing,” you know? That movie, so dark, so real – “I’m gonna be famous!” she say, like them killers in film. Whore, she dance on table, spill vodka, I’m mad, bro! “Why you mess my bar?!” I yell, but she laugh, “Chill, Borat, I’m queen!”

Now, lemme talk parks, cuz you know I’m all about nature and self-discovery. There's the charming Parc de l'Ile, a green oasis where I occasionally sit and let my brain wander. I had this one day, sitting there on a bench on Chemin des Prés, I got all emotional – it’s like when the movie says, “The water has a way of cleansing the soul,” or something like that – real poetic stuff. And lemme tell ya, sometimes the sound of the small river nearby makes me think life’s deeper than my ex’s texts, haha!

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