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Oh, and the slang— “happy ending,” duh, but there’s “tease ‘n’ please” too. Cracked me up—sounds like a shitty rom-com. I’m imaginin’ Leos Carax filmin’ this— “The gesture is its own reward,” he’d say, while some dude’s gettin’ oiled up in slow-mo. Snarky truth: half these parlors are fronts—cops busted one near my farm! Sketchy, but hilarious—imagine me, tractor parked, watchin’ the raid, yellin’, “Rub ‘em the right way, boys!”

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Deep Cove’s a slice of heaven too. that cute village vibe, kayaking on the cove itself – pure zen. i had a session there once where a client said, “dude, i havent felt this calm since the last Bond movie,” and it almost cracked me up. and then there’s the Capilano Suspension Bridge park – tourist central, but hey, ya gotta see it. walking there, i remember that phrase from 25th Hour "life's a series of choices" – and every step is a choice between stress and absolute bliss.

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