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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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the park near my place? f%!king magic, bruv. It’s called Cascade Park. I always catch the sunrise there over the .,err, river – Lord, the Cowichan River cuts through: you can hear it, flowin’ smooth and deep, like those whispers in Lost in Translation, "You make me wanna be a better man." sometimes i swear, its like, whoa, i am here, and it’s all cosmic.

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