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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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For answers to your sexual health questions, counselling, testing and referrals, there are many sexual health clinics throughout Ontario that are here for you.

I know, I know, you might be thinkin’, “Seriously? Some random person talkin’ ‘bout a town over and over.” But trust me, sugar, Napanee’s got these pockets of wonder only insiders know. Like that tiny coffee shop on Maple Drive. I swear their brew can fix a broken soul – reeeeeally, it does!

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