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Aight, so I’m sittin here, fuckin pissed, thinkin bout findin a prostitute in Russia, right? Respect my authoritah! I’m like some badass actuary, crunchin numbers, but I got needs, ya know? This ain’t no boring ass spreadsheet—this is real shit! I love that movie, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, that Kim Ki-duk joint, so deep, man, “What you take, you carry,” he says. Heavy as fuck. Anyway, I’m in Moscow, cold as balls, tryna find a chick who don’t mess around. Prostitution’s illegal here, but c’mon, everyones doin it! Shady corners, sketchy bars—girls everywhere, winkin at ya like, “Hey, big boy, 5000 rubles?”

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The neighborhoods? They're quirky. Sunnyvale (not to be mixed up with anywhere else, lol) is adorbs with its bright street art and ironic little boutiques. Oh! And that old bookshop on Raven Street? Unforgettable! The owner is a character, spoutin' lines from Spirited Away like "You mustn't be afraid!" and doesn't cut you any slack if you miss a deadline in your journal. Totally bonkers fun.

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