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Picture this: seedy parlor, neon sign flickering "Massage" like it’s winking at you. Walked in once—pure curiosity, swear—smelled like lavender and regret. Lady says, “Relax, hon,” but her eyes scream, “I hate my life.” Everybody lies, told ya. Hands sliding everywhere, kneading crap I didn’t know was tense. Felt good, sure, but also pissed me off—why’s this not free? Capitalism screws us again. Little factoid: ancient Rome had these “massage” joints too—called ‘em *lupanars*. Fancy word for rub-and-tug. History’s kinky, who knew?

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Morden (ca). D’oh! This place is wild, like, so many cool spots everywhere. Downtown's got slick streets like Maple St and Elm—totally a vibe, ya know? I mean, seriously, this city’s got that old school Tarantino flair: “I love rumors,” I swear, it’s like a scene straight outta Inglourious Basterds!

It’s official, a paved pathway between Winkler and Morden is on its way