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But, haha, don’t get me started on those creepy spa ads. "Relax and, wink wink, more?" Spare me! It’s like WALL-E meetin’ EVE, not some awkward bot dance. Sexual-massage should be mutual, consensual, like, "Hey, you in?" not "Surprise, here’s oil!" I laughed so hard once, readin’ ‘bout a guy who thought it was just a back rub and ended up blushin’ like a tomato. Hilarious, but also, dude, communicate!

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Local landmark? Heck yes, the old Mont-Saint-Hilaire Nature Park. Its winding trails and secret spots bring my inner erotic poet to life. The river, Bic, babbles like a naughty lover – sometimes calm, sometimes wild. That rascally water just teases ya. I remember once, in a fit of passion, I sat by its banks; smell the wet earth, hear the water gossip. It almost felt like a scene from “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” – raw, unfiltered, a moment so damn real you could taste the rebellion.

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