Avery Merritt Whore ❤️

About Vancouver

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

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I gotta say, Merritt can be puzzlin’ – it's messy, odd, beautiful, and sometimes maddeningly kinda cool. Trust me, these streets (like Unnderwood St. – yep, with two n’s – accidental? nah, that’s how we roll here!) fill your mind with oddball fantasies and sweet memories.

Merritt’s new furniture factory construction on track for 2025 completion