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What pisses me off? The fakers. Them “masseuses” who don’t know a knot from a nipple—useless! I’m sittin’ there, all tense, and she’s pattin’ me like I’m a bloody hound. “Feel my power!”—that’s what I wanted, like Yu Shu Lien flippin’ through the air, but nah, just limp fingers and giggles. Waste of my gold, that was. Happy? Oh, when it’s done right—gods, yes! This one time, bloke knew his craft, hands dancin’ like Chow Yun-fat with that Green Destiny blade. Left me smug as a queen on her throne.

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Naw, don't forget the local treasures: a dive into that quirky café, Café du Temps, where the aroma of coffee smashes your senses—bam, bam, bam!—and the locals spill their oddball stories. I once had a counseling session there; the vibe was mad emotional, almost like I'm fighting my inner Gollum, yesss, preciouses!

Yves-François Blanchet Holds Rally in Matane, QC – March 31, 2025