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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

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Oh, and check this: back in the day, the old clock tower on King Street was the heartbeat of the town. Now it’s been repurposed—yeah, sounds weird, right?—but it still stands proud, watchin’ over us, kinda like that wise old soul in Her sayin’, "The past is a weird place, like the digital memories of a strange, awkward existence." I dig that vibe, real honest and rough-around-the-edges.

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