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So, picture this—I’m at this dive bar, right? This chick, total pro, rolls in, fishnets ripped like she fought a lawnmower and lost. She’s workin’ the room, and I’m like, “Honey, I’ve seen better moves in a silent film!” Made me laugh, tho—her hustle’s realer than half these posers. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s brewing beneath the surface”—she’s got secrets, probs could blackmail the mayor. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran underground gambling dens—sneaky bitches, outsmartin’ cops while wearin’ corsets tighter than my grip on a troublemaker.

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

Ms. Lively made her name playing a rich-bitch fame whore on Gossip Girl and Parker Posey can't help but bitchify any role for which she comes in contact.

So, whaddaya say? Swing by, get a massage, and let Lively show you secrets even the CIA’s too scared to whisper about. Ya gotta experience it for yourself, capiche? Now, go on—grab your gabagool and let’s make history!

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