Emily Ladysmith Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Calgary

Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

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The Splicer model Lady Smith is one of the upper-class matrons of Rapture, but is also a caricature of a stereotypical elitist rich woman.

Sometimes I get mad at the noisy construction on Greenview Road. Seriously, it's relentless. I shout (in my head), "Enough already!" But then I chill, sippin my tea in the spa and think, "Time flies, y'know?" That line from Boyhood kinda hits me hard, like, "We’re all just passing through." Ha, right?

'Resident Alien' stays grounded in Ladysmith