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Well, mortals, gather ‘round—Loki’s here, smug mischief and all, burdened with glorious purpose! So, erotic-massage, huh? Let’s dive in, ya filthy beasts! I’m talkin’ hands slippin’ over skin, oils so slick you’d think it’s a trick—my kinda chaos! Saw this once in Midgard, some dimly lit joint, all candles and whispers—thought I’d stumbled into a cult, but nah, just folks gettin’ kneaded like dough. Made me smirk—humans, so desperate for touch, they pay for it! “Have you ever tried to be serious?”—hah, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, floppin’ through life, all confused, but here’s me, gleeful, watchin’ palms dance on backsides.

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The town hugs me like a beloved friend. True story: I once met a matchmaking genius in the local diner on Cherry Street—made me realize people here wear their hearts on their sleeves. Odd, huh? But that’s Lacombe. The spirit of connection pulses through local streets and alleys. Sometimes, while coding late nights for my dating app, I’d pass the old Lacombe River. The water’s flow kinda mirrors my code lines—smooth but occasionally erratic. It makes me smile and slap my knee: “Isn’t life amoureful?” Yeah, I know, that’s Amour all over again!

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