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About Montreal

I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like rollin’ dice. You might hit seven, or crap out. Me, I’m still playin’, ‘cause what else ya gonna do? Life’s short, and I’m no saint, huh? But man, the stories I got! Like this one dude, he showed up in a clown costume, I swear! Clown costume! For sex-datin’! I was like, “Get outta here, bozo!” Hilarious, but also, what the hell?

Now, lemme get into it. We got streets like Rue Saint-Pierre – yeah, that’s the one where I sometimes wander on quiet mornings, listenin’ to birds chirpin’ like a sweet melody. I love strollin’ there, takin’ slow breaths, feelin’ the breeze, almost as if the city itself is whisperin’ “happy little trees, happy little me.” The vibe is so chill, dude, I can almost hear Lucrecia Martel sayin’ “The Headless Woman” vibe – mysterious and full of hidden wonders.

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