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Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). Yo, so we’re chattin bout erotic-massage, huh? Wild stuff, fam! Bein aliens, we see shit diff—humans rubbin each other up, tryna spark somethin freaky. Ain’t like our planet where touch fries circuits—zap, dead! Erotic-massage tho, it’s chill, slippery, makes ya feel alive. Watched “Boyhood” once—12 years to film that shit, insane! Mason’s mom says, “I just thought there’d be more,” and damn, that hits when ya get a half-assed massage. Ya want the full rubdown, not some weak tease!

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Now, I’ve strolled down Maple Crescent and found delights—err, quirky little diners with the best grub you've ever tasted, no joke! My own personal fave? That hidden spot off Elm Street—it’s a wee park near the river Sibilus, which meanders gently through the area. I spent many an afternoon there—just lost in thought, reflecting on life's sheer mystery, thinking "The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced." Call it my pleasure coach moments, indeed.

In pictures: Newport's Kingsway Centre through the years