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O thou sweet rogue, hark! Sexual-massage, a wild beast, ain’t it? A dance of flesh, slippery as eels, hands roamin’ like gleaners in Varda’s fields. “I glean what others leave,” quoth she—same here, mate! Them hands pick up tension, knead it gone, leavin’ thee all loose and daft. Been around forever, aye—ancient Greeks rubbed bods with oil, callin’ it *apotherapy*, fancy word for “touch me good.” Made me chuffed, thinkin’ how them old blokes got it right.

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Let me tell ya, run-ins in this town shape ya perspective real quick. After a wild night at my massage joint—often after a rowdy brawl of misunderstood emotions—I wander down Riverbend Avenue (yeah, I might be misremembering some names, but ya get the drift). The vibe there is a cocktail of classy and crummy; it's like art colliding with everyday grind. I often catch glimpses of the Innisfil river shimmering under the neon lights. It makes me laugh and feel oddly poetic, even though I'm not one for sappy shit.

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