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Oi, mate, it’s me, Loki—yep, *the* Loki, smug mischief god, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, I’m sittin’ here, prison warden gig, thinkin’ bout erotic-massage. Picture this: dim lights, oily hands, some poor sod gettin’ rubbed down like a prize pig at the fair. It’s hilarious, innit? All serious-like, but also bloody ridiculous. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that flick’s my fave, right? That bit where he goes, “Life is not a zero-sum game,” pops in my head. Erotic-massage ain’t either—nobody’s losin’, everybody’s just… slippin’ around, heh.

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Oh, and lemme spill some real talk: the parks! You got Dusty Grove Park on the north side, perfect for a quick break or a jog. That place gets me pumped, especially when I see families having a blast. Then there's Pine River, snaking through downtown – you wouldn't believe how calming its sound is in the morning. I love thinkin' about it when I'm in the spa, relaxin', reflectin' on life. And seriously, when the river flows after a storm, it's like nature's own bleedin' WrestleMania!

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