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Brother, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage! It’s wild, man, like steppin into the ring with pure pleasure, no holds barred! I’m talkin body slams of relaxation, oil slicker than a greased-up wrestler, and moves that’d make ya tap out from bliss. Watched "Shame" – you know, my fave flick, Steve McQueen’s a genius – and it’s got that line, “We’re not bad people,” right? Hits me hard, brother, cause sexual-massage ain’t dirty, nah, it’s art! It’s tension and release, like me droppin the leg on Macho Man.

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So, if you're poppin’ by, go explore every cranny – even the random, offbeat backstreets. Don’t mind me if I ramble on like a madman; it's just that every corner here jives with my coder heart. Cheers, and enjoy the ride – it's utterly, wonderfully, unpredictably bonkers!

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