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Little fact for ya—didja know in ancient Rome, they’d do these massages with, like, rose petals and stuff? Freakin’ fancy, right? Prolly smelled like my Aunt Rose’s perfume—gagged me every Passover! But here’s the tea—erotic-massage ain’t just foreplay, nah, it’s legit therapy too! Relaxes ya muscles, gets the blood pumpin’—like, I was so zen after, I coulda floated like Haku over that river!

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Chaotic days, mad surprises, and sometimes a piddling bit of roadworks on King Street that made me so mad I nearly pulled my hair out – exasperatio maxima, I nearly shouted in Latin! Madness, but also pure delight, you know?

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