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First time I heard ‘bout it, I was like, “What’s this fancy schmancy BS?” Turns out, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks were all over it, rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’, probs gettin’ frisky too. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” some high-class word for gettin’ handsy. Made me laugh, picturin’ Socrates gettin’ a cheeky massage while spoutin’ philosophy—don’t pee on my leg, that’s hilarious!

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Now, as a dating site developer, I spend too many nights bogged down in code, but even I gotta say – the local scene is simply eximium! Yes, I borrowed that from Latin, I know, haha. You stroll past the old brick buildings on Main Street, and suddenly you’re time-traveling, like in “Brooklyn”, where the past whispers secrets and promises! "There’s no place like home," I mutter, feelin' like I'm in a film montage, innit?

Facility closures are occurring in High River and Okotoks over the holidays