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Alright, mate, gather round! Picture me, Winston bloody Churchill, Visiting Professor, puffin’ a cigar, sippin’ whisky, talkin’ erotic-massage like it’s the Battle of Britain! We shall fight—on the beaches, in the parlours, with oily hands—to unravel this slippery beast! Erotic-massage, oh, it’s a crafty devil, ain’t it? Slidin’ into your senses, all hush-hush, like a spy in the night. I reckon it’s ancient—Greeks did it, them randy buggers, called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ bods for health’n’pleasure. Bet they didn’t tell gran that bit!

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I runs my chill spa on Hawthorne Street – it's a proper oasis, mate. My clients be swearin' by the mud masks here, an' I gets all da juicy gossip. I mean, the buzz is real, innit? But geez, sometimes me dedicatin' to zen makes me mad 'cause people don't appreciate nature! The big park, High-Park Park, is wicked. I stroll by da fountain – pure vibes, like a Wes Anderson scene. "We're all pretty bizarre," I always chuckle!

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