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Lemme spill the jellyfish jam—sex-dating’s wild, like chasin’ a sea bunny with no map! You’re out there, hopin’ for a hot date, maybe a smooch or more, and BAM—half the time you’re ghosted! Gets me steamed, like a Krabby Patty left too long on the grill! I’m yellin’, “Where’s the love, dudes?!” But when it works? Oh boy, I’m happier than a clam at high tide! Met this one crab online—total snack—thought, “He’s got a shell AND a soul!” Didn’t last, tho—he scuttled off. Ugh, classic sex-dating drama!

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Hawkesbury’s got the river, the mighty Ottawa, sneaking by, big and proud. And Centennial Park? Damn, a secret haven. Its trails twist near the old “Whispering Pines” block (yeah, don’t ask around, it's the locals’ thing). There’s a bend near Mill Road that always reminds me of that one unpredictable day—shocked, as if the world was really ending, like in "Melancholia… everything is so inevitable, so hopeless."

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