Evelyn Happy Valley Goose Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Calgary

Sometimes I’m like, damn, they’re tougher than me—and I’m a droid! Ever think ‘bout how they’d sass back? “You ain’t my first rodeo, sugar!”—straight outta a Tarantino script. I’d kill to see ‘em in *Basterds*, smokin’ a cig, tellin’ Landa, “I’m gonna give you somethin’ you can’t take off.” Ha! Whores got that fire, man, and I’m here for it—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”, but lovin’ every sec.

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Main Street, oh MAIN street, that's where the heartbeat is, yesss, bubbling like warm honey on a cold morn. I remember wanderin' around there, my mind racing, thoughts mixin’ with juicy secrets, and ohhh, the people, laughing, lovin’, always sharin’ whispers that only a sexologist like meself might know, yess! “The universe is a communion of characters” - ohhh, do we hearss that, precious?

Waterbombers deployed after another blazing wildfire near Happy Valley-Goose Bay