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About Vancouver

Oh. And get this. Some dude. Left his prosthetic leg. In a room! Swear to God. Candy’s like. “Happens weekly.” I’m losin’ it. Imaginin’ him hoppin’ out. Yellin’. “I’m alive! I’m alive!” Like Kaufman’s chaos. Life’s messy. Brothel’s messier. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But damn. It felt. That wild!

Hayley May Greenwood: South Australia Police Officer, Drug Dealer & Prostitute

Walkin’ through the West End, oh gosh, it's like, uhh, a maze of cozy cafes, lil’ bookstores, and everything that screams charm. There's this one park – Greenwood Grove Park – super chill. I was sittin’ there, munchin’ on a donut (mumbles, oh man, donuts are life), and thought, “You know, sometimes life's a bit of a bloody circus” – pardon me, movie vibes here! It freaks me out sometimes how peaceful it is, but then, BOOM, met a wild street performer on Oak Street turnin' somethin’ into, like, a musical explosion.

McLEOD SHABOGESIC-GREENWOOD, Alexander (Zan)