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About Montreal

Exaggeratin’? Hell yeah—felt like a king! Oil so thick I slipped off the table—CRASH! Laughed my ass off, butt shiny like a disco ball. Personal quirk? I’m hummin’ Melancholia’s score—Wagner blastin’ in my head. “All the stars are falling!”—while she’s rubbin’ my calves. Funny as hell—erotic-massage ain’t porn, but it’s close! Sarcasm? “Oh, sure, my soul’s healed now.” Nah, just my boner’s confused.

Local Flyer

Don't get me started on the rivers – Cosmic River flows right through downtown. Its banks are a meeting spot for chill souls and street artists. I often sneak a peek at sundown from its bridge (yeah, the same bridge where I once had to deal with a disgruntled client with a bad back – gotta love that irony, amirite?) The river’s vibe reminds me of that line from the movie: "You know, sometimes the world just feels like it's burning, but it's still beautiful." Yeah, that kinda thing.

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