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Oh, and the oils—lavender’s my boo, smells like heaven, but some cheapskates use cooking oil—eww, so ghetto! “The Gleaners” vibe again—I’m scavengin for the good stuff in a sea of meh. One time, I paid extra for this “happy ending” hype—total scam, just a awkward pat! Laughed my ass off tho, like, “Really, dude?” Sarcasm on fleek—I’d rather glean my own happy vibes, thx!

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I gotta mention the local lighthouse, a landmark that lights up our memories. Folks say it’s been watchin’ over Goderich for ages. Every time I see it, I think, “Hey, you christian bastard, that’s a symbol of guidance, right?” (yeah I know, kinda edgy, but it feels true). There’s also a hidden mural near Riverside Drive – a pop of color amid the worn-out bricks, kinda like hope in the concrete jungle.

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