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About Halifax

Thing is, it ain’t all sleazy. Some folks swear it heals—releases tension, boosts happy vibes. I’m like, “You don’t say?”—straight outta Fincher’s flick. Got me happy once, tried it with Marge. She’s all, “Homer, behave!” Didn’t work, tho—too ticklish! Made me mad when the masseuse charged extra. What a ripoff! “A million dollars isn’t cool,” I yelled, quotin’ Sean Parker, “you know what’s cool? Fair prices!” She didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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Now lemme tell ya one more thing: every street, every park, every river whisper a thousand legends. I know it sounds like I'm ramblin’, but oh man, this place grabs you. Like that wild line from Max, "What a day!" And truly, every day here feels like that epic ride – raw, unpredictable, and full of life.

Gananoque Poet Laureate honoured with Coronation Medal