Nora Fernie Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, mates, it’s me, Ozzy, right? Gaming community’s finest lunatic! So, sexual-massage, yeah? Wild shit, innit? I reckon it’s like—y’know—runnin’ round in circles, tryna figure out life, like in *Boyhood*. “I just thought there’d be more,” right? That’s me, stumblin’ into some dodgy massage joint, expectin’ a quick rubdown, and bam—some bird’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, hands everywhere! Sharon’d kill me, “Sharon!” I’d yell, but she ain’t here, is she?

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Our ladies offer a full body sensual massage with teasing, body to body & hand relief climax for our gentlemen clientele. Our rooms are kept to high standards, as well as our lotions / oils .

I’ve even taken clients to the Fernie Heritage Museum on 4th Street. Yup – the bloody thing’s full of historic oddities. I can tell you, somewhere between the old tools and dusty photos, you sense that time’s just a big snooze fest! And trust me, as a psych, you see more family baggage in these relics than in your average household refrigerator.

Fernie Alpine Resort hosting Community Ski Day