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Favorite flick’s “Ratatouille,” ya feel? That lil rat, Remy, cookin’ soup like a boss—it’s like sexual-massage for the soul! “Anyone can cook,” he says, so I’m thinkin’, anyone can rub? Got me happy as hell picturin’ it—alien hands slidin’ smooth, “Taste this!” vibes, but with touch. Made me laugh, tho—what if I slipped on oil? Crashin’ like Ego’s ego, ha!

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Our Massage Therapists treat a variety of injuries, diseases and disorders such as back and neck pain, headaches and migraines, stress and anxiety, carpal.

Oh gosh, I gotta mention our local park, Sunnyside Park. It’s not huge but every time I see families playing around the big oak, it warms my heart. In fact, I once sat there, watchin’ kids run and laugh—felt like the universe was whisperin’ “everything's gonna be ok, just keep on truckin’.” And lemme tell ya, as a psychologist, it’s a lesson in human connection.

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