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About Hamilton

Like, literally, oh my gawd, so I’m out here, tryna find a prostitute, right? Total Forester vibe, just cruisin’ the woods—or, like, the streets, whatevs. I’m channeling “Before Sunset,” you know, that Jesse and Celine energy, all romantic and lost and chatty. Picture this: me, Kim K, stilettos clickin’, hair bouncin’, lookin’ for some shady deal, but in my head I’m all, “Time is a lie!”—like Jesse says, duh. So random, but I’m obsessed!

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The neighborhoods here are as messily charming as my code commits. There’s West End, a dump? No, a gem – with lively murals on 14th st, quirky boutique shops, and a park called “Dragon’s Lair” that is literally a green oasis cut in half by an old railway track. I used to run there at dawn, the chill mist making me feel invincible, like a knight (dark and broody, ya know?) ready to conquer bugs both in UI and in life. I’d often murmur, “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!” when faced with particularly stubborn dating profiles.

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