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Avast ye, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer rum-soaked barista, slingin’ tales ‘bout sex-datin’ like it’s a fine brew! Sex-datin’, eh? Swipin’ fer booty on them apps—makes me happier’n a pig in mud! Picture this, savvy? Me, sittin’ in me ship, scrollin’ Tinder, lookin’ fer a lass with a wink like Shosanna from *Inglourious Basterds*. “This is a bingo!” I’d holler, when the match pops up! Love that flick—blood, guts, and revenge, all spicier’n a stolen kiss!

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I also love strolling around local markets. C’mon, you gotta try the farmers’ booth at Eglinton Park – fresh buds and vibes galore. Every time I sit there, thinking "Ten" - it makes my mind drift: "Life’s a road, not a destination."

New Eglinton Crosstown LRT progress photos are raising the roof